a lil of E

fOr thOse of yOu whO have been happy beyonce's pregnant,
sorry to burst your bubble

but she's not!
was spotted with hubby jaY-z while enjoying some good time in chile

they were reportedly eating ceviche,
as in the spanish dish of raw fish
(uncooked fish is a big no-no for mommies-to-be)

nigerians shouldn't be wary of this,
we hav no biz eating raw fish of any nationality whatsoever...Lol

eVen behinD bars,
Lil wayNe can't seem to stay out of trouble

an arizona judge issued a warrant for his arrest
for apparently failing to turn up for a court date

in connection with the marijUana,
Ecstasy and several handguns found on his tour bus

anyways,
the rapper has a pretty good excuse for not showing

Dwayne cArter III is currently lOcked up for the next year,
in New York City's Rikers Island for a separate illegal weapons rap.

the earliest i hear he can get out,
is in eight months on acct of good behaviour

time has finally runs out on 24,
the show has been cancelled after the 8th season

nice knOwing you Jack,
it was good while it lasteD.

i know this wasn't exactly the plan,
it was just meant to be otown gist

but my saying goes thus,
'diversity is the mother of innovation'

*o.t@tler*