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Sunday, December 27, 2009

BirTHday preSeNt fROm O-taTler!!!

O-tattler has dirt on everyone!
all it will take is time for your turn to come.

today,i am generous enough to send a birthday present!


i gathered from the most reliable source (facebook-lol) that today being 27th of december is your birthday



so i thought to myself,


'why not pick out something special for him?'


and to spice it up,
i have decided to let my beloved readers guess your name
before i let it out myself!

nice idea, you must agree. Lol

400L, petroleum Engineering student of Futo

dark and wiry ( a physique one can also refer to as 'lean')



not bad looking but definitely not anywhere near Ex- Gov Donald Duke!


you think you have been round owerri in terms of girls???


no doubt,you have mingled wit a few of o-town's cute girls but for some reason they never stay.


o-tattler will carry out a research on that issue!

and for some inexplicable reason,

you strike most people as a 'good,calm dude',



ofcourse o-t@tler knows better.



down to business


firstly, what's up with your father

and being the Auditor General for the Federation?



lol again and again!

its been approximately two years since this rumour and

records show that he was neither crowned nor considered for the post



bro,were you just narrating a dream?

because o-tattler's investigations have revealed that infact no public office whatsoever has been held by any of your family members.




secondly,whats with you calling your male friends 'bf'?



i suspect that's why it has never really worked out with you and any of those cute girls you have tried dating
.


or is it because of the fact that you snitch on your guys?

a more direct question, are you gay?



because you catwalk unlike most real guys i know
. If that is the case,o-tattler urges you to be the real you, i would suggest partners you know.


i'd give it to you

your packaging is superb,



but its what is hidden beneath that really matters



& thats what i want to find out from you or from the public's scrutiny



happy birthday!


*o-t@tler*(dont call me bf pls- lol)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Emeka ekpo..... Happy bday boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

wait, wait oh!
'meka Ekpo?????/
i doubt he's gay, but then again you can never be sure...Lol!

Z said...

happy b'day man!
Hop u're really celebratin.
hav a gr8 day.

'meka Ekpo (the real me) said...

i dint plan on taking heed to wateva was writin' on this site, but now it has gotten to my attention that not only was i mentioned in this blog, i also commented on it claiming to be gay & asking to be verified by my room mate... i never said my dad was the A.G, so i guess someone was hyping me on their own accord...& i know who but no need naming names, cos like yu said its been 2yrs and it aint relevant anymore...as for my being gay? i hav alot of gurls to vouch for me & my vehement luv for pussy shuld also help...dis is me signing out.

Mekaz roomate(icey) said...

Wtf huz runnin dis blog,wateva sha ama fuck yu up wen i'm sure hu yu r....Nd as 4 meka bein gay,rily fink datz a No-No,cz i hvnt bin poked in d middle ov d nyt or nyfin...+dat auditor general thingy dnt yu fink datz leanin a lil too mch on persnal life?

Icey still... said...

Lemme uz diz medium 2 say hapi birthday 2 d best boifrnd eva...Hapi birthdai bf...Fck ottatler

ih8h8rs said...

L M A O
huz hu?...huz gay and huz not
lol lol

Anonymous said...

Nw otattle teller or wat ur screen name is, dats d second dude 4rm legacy up in ur blog. Nice work actor, u copyin gossip girl tatics wel. Only prob is u soundin lik dem choir members 4rm bac in d day. Sound lik u gat ur choir gossip skil 4rm spyin on ur folks, tru d key-hole, makin 69 moves, formulatn ur peanut butter self. Nw b4 i go all muhd ali on u, use ur head cos its out ov ignorance d rat askd d cat to a fight. ¿u€$+|¤v£.

eZra....h said...

I've known meka for almost 11 years of my life. We went to d same secondary skul and I always bring real C's! pussy to hiz house for him and my self F.O.C then I rush bac to my business. He's not gay or bisexual... Ö Tatla I hp yu know that one who walks a tyt rope has no margin for error! Use ur head before ppl use it for yu.

ih8h8rs said...

watchy'all gonna do?..this shit is for fun not beef,read it ,laff over it and ask ur friend to walk like a man and stop calling guys bf {dats if he wants to prove he's str8 all d way}

Anonymous said...

Mk una free emeka alone.. Na very corect guy, dnt knw him dat much, bt I like his packagin. Guy no mind all deze fools, na akpo coupld wit being jobless dey cause all dis bd belly. Riddler.

Gozzygoz said...

Happy Birthday man! Let d haterz hate. Gozzygoz

Anonymous said...

Na wa oh........ lol...But he catwalks sha..

Anonymous said...

Hehe,this fun jaree

Anonymous said...

you guys are really jobless, now am convinced.

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