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Sunday, January 3, 2010

O-Town's got a Female Bouncer!!!

did you think you would escape the wrath of o-tattler?
think again!! lol

o-tattler isn't here just to bring you this lil town's gossips,
i have been able to arrange them in an order
only the the tattler can understand.

it happens to be HER turn!!!

this o-town regular face
isn't one of those in our dear o-town
just here for academic purposes and the likes,
she happens to be a 'landlady'!!!


a member of the Royal family of Owerri
or atleast her last name and idiosyncrasies (the promiscuity and all) suggest that,


she is a perfect definition of "Ada Owerri".
trust me, even if you don't know her name,you know the face.

where is she seen???

anywhere and everywhere in town ranging from club houses and hotels
to open bars and parties.

if not for the cash involved, she would have been a registered member of 'all season's club'! lol

however,
i think she should be awarded the membership card for her relentless attendance.


her physique suggests the 'chairman type'
you know what catches their eyes @ first glance

but the onus is on her and my dear readers to confirm that.

she belongs to this particular female group in town,
whose names will only come up when the time is right.


o-t@tler has been watching this heavy chic for a while and it has come to my notice that
she never leaves the town.
not even during the holidays!

come to think of it, wouldn't she be a perfect reporter for this blog of mine? lol
was thinking of recruiting but that would spoil my anonymity...Lol!


*o-t@tler*

34 comments:

Sgt. said...

Now O-tatler is comin through!
Who goes there!
kedu onye bu Nwa Ada owerri anyi n'acho?
All d njemanzes take ur number...
una fit reach 100, so if u be chic, go dis side. If u be guy go that side.
Eheeeeh!
Unu che n'unu ma ihe?
Ngwa!
O-tattler talk sey d Nwa heavy well well.
If u heavy raise ur hand!
Oga O-tatler, na front heavy abi na bak heavy? Abeg anybody wey help us catch dis suspect, I go giv am cut 4 d bail moni.
Lol

Anonymous said...

Chiaka Njemanze...who else?

KC said...

Otu nnunu!
Chiaka njemanze?
But na wa oh o.tattler hugakwa uzo.
d Nwa Jikwa style di luscious, but ihu ya ga emeli ka amu nwoke daa ka mgbidi jericho. ie: o joro njo mmadu 15 mana nepa were oku, o ga e meeki sense. Lol.
@ Sgt. U b real Naija policeman, u still dey investigate, result don show.
@ o.tattler gwanu anyi, she be ahia? If yes, nyenu anyi estimate, ka anyi maranu ma o ga eru n'anyi aka.

Anonymous said...

Jeez, u ppl hav started again dis yr, pls were's dat my pastor, make she com preach 4 una.
Oooooooh! Chiaka dis tym?
Well my ears are open.

Anonymous said...

otatler ds gist is boring:(

Anonymous said...

otattler i tot u removed dis anonimity option from ur blog!!.....wat chngd ur mind

Anonymous said...

o-tattler wen u're ready to get beta gist,u can go ahead but 4 now u're way too boring psstt! !

Anonymous said...

I CAN SWEAR DOWN THAT UR IN F.U.T.O.. put since u feel u have the pre-requisite to cast pple then kudos..

Anonymous said...

GO TO WWW.REALTATTLER.BLOGSPOT.COM FOR YOUR REAL GOSSIP.!! FRESH.

Anonymous said...

dat chick n her frnds no dey find wahala so let dem be, if u cnt get dem jst go hme n cry n stp castn dem cos dey r beta dan ur entire generation, a fool at ur age is a fool 4 ever tat

Anonymous said...

Menh...u guyz dat keep on dissin ppl shld knw dat is not worth it...cos u jst dnt d ppl behind it....o-tattler, u better don't revel ur identity cos u r soon gone weneva u do dat...hehehe...meanwhile mo' gist pls!

Anonymous said...

@Tat or wat eva ur'e cal'd, ur jst a jobless Fool....tryin 2 bring beef nd enmity btw pple in dis smal twn.nywayz its 3wrdz 4u, Go To Hell...

Anonymous said...

u guyz are wastin ur time here,otattler is now boring,i suggest u all go 2 realtattler..dats where d real gist is..SPLINTER CELL

chuks egbu said...

free dose little gals dey re only havin fun nd wen nxt u get gist talk better talk cos dey hav don nttin or dey chop ur money go na wetin dey vex u.tell mi cos dat kind tin dey vex

Anonymous said...

In my opinion Otatller is an enterprising fellow which Nigerians need for biz to grow, i respect your biz bro, ur latest gist for sure is true as we all have a slight idea that the above mentioned personality and her cohorts are pretty shitty and can be described with the W-word

Anonymous said...

guy wats up wit u nd feddygals

Anonymous said...

don,t spoil people's image

Anonymous said...

FROM THE DESK OF MR DAVID ZUMA
AUDITS & ACCOUNTS DEPT
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

Greetings,

I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your private account.The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for nine good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it.

I want to release the money to you as the relative to Mrs.Joyce Lake (the account owner) who died on a long with her Mr.Ronald Lake Alaska Airlines Flight No. 261, which crashed on January 31 2000

After further investigation, it was discovered that she died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace her next of kin proved fruitless.On further investigation, it was discovered that Late Mrs.Joyce Lake, did not declare any next of kin or relatives in all her official documents, including her Bank Deposit paper here in our Bank.The total sum, ($11,300,000.00) is still here in our bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. All efforts to trace and locate her next of kin proved abortive.

In accordance with the country's banking laws and constitution guiding this banking institution stated that after the expiration of 10 years, if no body or person comes for the claim as the next of kin , such money will be revert to the Burkina Faso government treasury if nobody applies as the next of Kin to claim of the fund. Consequently, It is upon this respect, I seek to present you as a foreign partner to stand in as the next of kin to the late Mrs.Joyce Lake, since no one will come up for the claim.

The reason for a foreigner in the business is for the fact that the deceased woman was a foreigner and it is not authorized by the law guiding our Bank for a citizen of this country to make such claim. this is the reason while the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable Bank account. I got your contact through the Internet when I was making a research for a foreigner that I will use in this great opportunity because I don't want this money to be recalled to our Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

Many Banks in Africa use to confiscate a lot of foreigners money in there various Banks after the fund lying dormant for years. I agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as my foreign partner, while 60% will be for me. Please be honest to me and trust is our watchword in this transaction. This transaction will undergo normal Banking procedures of transferring inheritance fund and if you are really sure of your integrity, trustworthy and confidentiality, and accept not to cheat or disappoint me after this business, reply with your.

Your Full Name:
Your Sex:
Your Age:
Your Country:
Your Address:
Marital Status:
Your Occupation:
Your Personal Mobile Number:

As soon as i receive your positive respond i will send you the text of application which you will use to apply in my bank as next of kin. Please delete if you are not interested.


Regards,
Mr. David Zuma,
Audits & Accounts Manger.

Anonymous said...

Hello ,


I need your services in a confidential matter regarding a family beneficiary deposit. This requires a private arrangement.


You will receive these funds under legal inheritance claims, all legal documents will be carefully worked out to ensure a risk free transfer. I am willing to pay a generous management fee as well as appreciation as soon as this transaction is completed.


Thanks as I expect to hear from you.


James Ikechukwu Esq

Anonymous said...

i'm liking this..........................

Anonymous said...

!!!CRIMINALS..ROGUES,ARMED ROBBERS,THIEVES,FRAUDSTERS,TERRORISTS...TUFIAKWA

Anonymous said...

guy,girl any1 dat u re,u re d bomb.just b specific cos is more fun.owerri gossip girl.

Anonymous said...

Gossip gurl, more gist about d twins.

Nnamsco said...

Why don't we go by our names right here and stop hiding?.Or are we scared of our names or probably scared that what we say here might get back to us?.

Anonymous said...

mscheeeeeeeeeeew y dnt you call names if u aint scared!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!

Anonymous said...

COWARD..........WHY DNT YOU CALL NAMES OR>>>>>>>>>>>CAT GOT UR TONGUE!!!!

OKEY BAKASSI said...

WHERE WILL YOU BE AND WHAT WILL YOU BE LISTENING TO EVERY WEDNESDAY BY 5:20 TO 6PM? O'TOWN FLAVOUR IS THE RADIO PROGRAMME ON ORIENT 94.4 FM WITH OKEY BAKASSI.

LIVE Dj MIX, CELEBRITY GIST, COMEDY, QUIZ AND YES YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO PHONE IN AN TALK TO YOUR TRULY, OKEY BAKASSI AND GUEST CELEB.

MAKE IT A DATE WITH O'TOWN FLAVOUR DIS WEDNESDAY.

Anonymous said...

In Law Faculty EEU, Joy Allen and Oma Were at each others throat with verbal assaults because they could not make an A in a course.Na them sabi Pass. Abeg!

Anonymous said...

soxo will soon be bak to owerri, iheard he went zamfara, na only god know wetin pursue d bobo go dere.abeg com bak make hunger no kill ur boys.

Anonymous said...

pls can sombody advise toby to dress well for once and patronising three quarter sellers at ekeonunwa market or wether he steals it nbody knows. how can one person has 10 of such outfits in his wardrobe (3/4robe)

Anonymous said...

since ody chic travel, de guy don start to patronise ndi-ukwu-nnu as usual. wat a world. after all there are some things in life that wont be denied

Anonymous said...

anyday toby stops patronising 3/4 sellers, his maga go pay, but did i hear u say maga, has he joined those ahoo ahoo boys. e don te now, dats why he always runs out from his fathrs house in pursuit of maga client, chei nwam efuola o. in short i must let his hear this, i tot he came from a responsible home. all of them are from such homes, dat one we de keep afro, in papa na reverend, dat yoruba ibo half-caste na correct xtian family he get, ody nko-all his family members na corrrect xtian,afro-boy even convert one of his boys-farsomething into the stuff. come oo, e be like say dat stuff na new generation cultism? who knows? i de pity all dose girls dem de fuck, de fit de use dem======.guy i no de talk again oo, na u sabi wetin ude talk oo. i don go sleep

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Breaking News, Chinyere Chibeneme from Oguta, now sleeps with his uncle and brother Rev Fr Innocent Ikechi Ihemedu, what a generation

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