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Zinny paLLy!
last time i checked...your last name wasn't pally!

are you basking so much in the euPhoria,
that you had to adopt his last name?

don't you think its high time you considered
leaving that married man for his deaR wife?

remember one good turn deserves another!
...& that karma's a real biTch

hey Uju Agb*gU,
its been a while...thought to kick up your own story!

do you still drAw those bEdsheet maPs?...Lmao!
i'm sure you didn't see that coming, jUst messing with yOu

hOw about all them catFights you engage in over men?
(i didn't say 'bOys' or 'gUYs')

these things aren't personal,
its actually meant to be a level playing fieLd out thEre!

survival of the sexiest,
the oLder you get...the further down the list you're pushEd!

Lynda song!
what's uP?...haven't gotten any reports about you sneaking in & out of the mansion
(i've got mY tentaCles on yOu & a hOst of oTherS)

in all ramifications,
a 'biG fiSh' aint exactly a striking figure,
so oma wuchi has got some explaining to do, as to what struck her!

don't tell me its your lethal pockets?...Lol

well as the saying goes,
birds of the same feathers flock together!
(see 9 lines above, if you don't gEt)

eTafO's tEddY!
pls get rid of those tattoOs!
for your sakes and mine...hope they aren't permanent!

aWommamma gals,
you all are advised to be weary of your rotund selves inside kekeS,
before they come crashing down with you in it!...LOl
(one of the feeDbacks i got in my mAil...not me oh!)

*o.t@tler*

*come -->> back*

thought i was some biG name in owr!
but apparently,
i've got tO wOrk my way up the laDder like every other struggling venture
& yEt i'm surprised i haven't got mE no competitors springing up here and there yet!

once upon a time
i was loved (or atleast hated) by all of owr...not sO sure about noW!!
wiLLing to try though,
...talking about winning back your love or its hostile conterpart

haPi buFdai mAka (18/05),
congraTs on your graduation too!
so sorry to pry though...bUt who's the slim'ish,
fine feddy gal you're always seen with?

the new one?!
thought it was jennifer?...(anyways, you'd always have me confused)

she finally got into school?!
thought she gave Up on school(ing) a long time ago?
*crystal* jamila*...which do i take pls?

CherechY,
you're an ojimgbo material...don't think otherwise oh!
the finely constructed phonetics don't have me fooled

seems you've been infected by jenny & the boy craze,
no bOttles in extreme conditions pls!

i hear oBinzE's the new sodom & gOmorrah!

lesbianism's now the norm!
lots of make out sessions alongside weedY sessions

& just as they showcase their soft sides,
same goes for the harder 3/4

hear the female fraternities are the ones pulling their weights over there,
while thier male counterparts have obviously got a thing or two to learn!

pls oh,
i was directed to ask this personally,

is chiNgy rYan junior still a student?
oR just beinG helD back bY lOve? (....'yeah, she would marry you' Lol)

*o.t@tler*

...suppOsed iMpliCatIoN

Don't know how fast gist flies in this town anymore,

seems like i'm the only one doing all thE worK...Lol

But i'm guessing some, if not most of you have heard that

your very own owr tattler was at 'ebe ngwori'...imsu junction yesterday evening!

their weekly request show witH rEal pLAyer
was on

& yours truly requested 'impLIcaTion' by tU fAce

intended getting a few ppl implicaTed...Lol,

bUt there was lil or nothing to report

maybe with the exception of dJ T-jOe (of oriEnt fM)'s birthday!

haD alot of cash to throw around,

& equally enough folks to throw it @!

maybe a lil teenie weenie gossip!

thE fisH was superb!

some of you think i aint got no gossip, no more?

You'd be surprised,
was only on a self acclaimed vac!

i neeD NOT tell yOu to stay tuned!

somEthiNG tells me somehow you will...Lol

plus today's BOB MARLEY's birthday,

those who know...knw what to do to eulogize him

*o.t@tler*

...nw sends txt msgs

By nOw i'm sure some of you hav gotten my personalised text msgs

& wondering how in the world its possible
(like i always say, it aint rocket science)

they were nothing too serz though...just a lil e-blackmail & 'what's up'

i'm also sure some of you would try and hunt me down through this,

GoodLuck to you on your quest,
i'd love to see bauer or chloe try...Lol

*o.t@tler*

sOwinG tHe sEed oF disCorD

i've seen alot of ppl talking bout friends
and how unreliable they could be

& i'm forced to say this,
are yOu just knowing that?

you're all alone in this world
any dealings with others would have to attract some sort of benefit on their part
& yours too

FRIENDSHIP IS MUTUAL

just as one way relationships never go well,
no one wants a stagnant friend

....no plus whatsoever,
is a no plus however!

i'm sure we all were advised to make every friend count,
...a particular area of upliftment @least!

when pUsh turns to sHove!*
--->> ndu wU akpa,
onye o bula nya nke ya!

that's a lil food for yOur thots,
don't digest it all at once

steer clear of the miserable & unhappy,
aids aint the only thing that's contagious

@least 48 Laws of Power was cock sure about it,
don't go carrying undue baggage

don't make the mistake about telling ppl your problems,
70% don't give a shit....& 30% are gLaD!

i know its kinda contradictory to the saying that goes thus:

a problem shared,
is a problem half solved

i'd only believe this if you'd argue that talking about it only makes you feel better,
not it actually solving anything

*(atleast not in this present day)*

take a look @ it,
that very important assignment

...that bf,
the friend you told so much about him,
& she turned around to use it to strike her own deal?

that trying moment!,
tHEy just happened to be in no position to profer any solutions?
or they would have if situations were different

NO!
there's a limit to what another person can do for you

they know the number of kilometers out of their way,
that they can go for you!

after that,
its O.Y.O (on your own)

don't think i'm bitter,
or just got snitched on by a true friend

...i haven't had me one of those in aGes
just a bunch of friends with benefits!

you've got a car,
i need to get around my many engagements in style
--->> i get the fuel

you've got mary & kay,
i've gOt mack & need a lil kAY!

you automatically become my 'kay' friend without knowing it,
& for a while you think its that charming personality of yours

Wrong!

*o.t@tler*