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t h e r a t e o f l e s b i a n i s m i n t h i s t o w n i s o n t h e r i s e w i t h e a c h p a s s i n g d a y .
j u s t a s i t i s a l m o s t i m p o s s i b l e t o f i n d a v i r g i n ,
i t i s a l s o a l m o s t i m p o s s i b l e t o f i n d a s t r a i g h t g i r l .

w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g ?
a r e t h e r e m o r e g i r l s t h a n g u y s i n t h i s t o w n ? ?
( p e r s o n a l l y I ’ d s a y Y E S )

a t t h i s r a t e ,
i h o p e G o d d o e s n t g e t a n g r y e n o u g h t o t r e a t u s a s h e d i d t h o s e o f S o d o m a n d G o m m o r a h .

w h a t ‘ s t h i s n e w s a b o u t a n O - t o w n b a b e s a t i s f y i n g o n e o f o u r v e r y o w n n o l l y w o o d a c t r e s s e s s e x u a l l y ? ? ?
r e a l l y , s o d o m a n d g o m o r r a h m i g h t n o t b e f a r f e t c h e d !
i n d e s c r I p t i o n m a y b e,
b u t i h o p e n o t i n H I S w r a t h

t h i s c h i c i s o n e o u t o f t h e m a n y n o t o r i o u s " r u n s g i r l s " o - t o w n ' s g o t

w o n t h e p r i z e o f a c a r f r o m * a l l s e a s o n ' s * n o t t o o l o n g a g o,
s o t h a t s h o u l d h e l p n a r r o w i t d o w n
( w e a r e n o t s u r p r i s e d , a f t e r a l l s h e i s d a t i n g t h e c l u b ' s D J ! ! ) l o l

b u t i h a v e n o t s t o p p e d w o n d e r i n g ,
s i n c e w e n d i d i t b e c o m e a r e p u t a t i o n b u i l d e r t o w i n a c a r f r o m a c l u b h o u s e ? ? ?
h m m m . . .

a n y w a y s , t h e t a t t l e r g a t h e r e d f r o m a r e l i a b l e s o u r c e
t h a t o u r v e r y o w n c h i c h a s g o n e f a r a n d w i d e ,
a s l o n g a s d i c k s a r e c o n c e r n e d
a n d i s n o w t r y i n g o u t p * * * * * s !

n o t l i k e s h e i s t h e f i r s t ,
o r i t i s h e r f i r s t t i m e ,
b u t t h i s t i m e s h e h a s d e c i d e d t o t a k e i t t o a h i g h e r l e v e l .


t h e c e l e b r i t y p a r t n e r s e e m s f r u s t r a t e d b y h e r f a i l e d m a r r i a g e a n d i s n o w o u t f o r h e r k i n d .
i m n o t s u r p r i s e d ,
l i k e t h e y s a y ,
e v e r y g i r l h a s g o t l e s b i a n i s m t r a i t s , i n i t ? ! l o l

t h e d u o a r e i n l o v e ,
a l t h o u g h h o w e v e r t h e r e s e e m s t o b e m o r e l o v e c o m i n g f r o m o u r d e a r a c t r e s s .
s o h e r e i s t h e q u e s t i o n ;
s i n c e w e k n o w t h i s a l l s e a s o n ' s a m b a s s a d o r i s o u t t o m a k e m o n e y b y h o o k o r b y c r o o k ,
is it po s s i b l e t h i s i s j u s t o n e o f h e r b u s i n e s s s t r a t e g i e s ? ?

*o . t @ t l e r*

33 comments:

Sparrow said...

Crap! Do sumfin useful wif ur life tat!

Chizzy said...

Tattler, u are very good. I got wind of d gist but thanx 4 confirming it 4 me...
I better go & tel bombay, maybe he'll hav brains & look our way.

Anonymous said...

@ Chizzy: did u say bombay will look ur way?hahahahaha. eze puo, eze anochie or is it ahia puo, ahia anochie. abeg just say u want ur own vehicle 4rm all seasons.y not go be d pro of 40/40 club.dey fit dash u helicopter.

Anonymous said...

fucked her b4...her pussy stinks of dead rat mixed with garlic.

Anonymous said...

fucked who? Nonye or Chizzy?and did u get d stench b4 or after d act cos if it was b4 and u went ahead wit it then u r worse than a swine. and if u got d stench after, then it might have emanated 4rm u.either way u still fall under d swine category.

o.tattler said...

i think its ahia púő, ahia á nóchiè....Lol

o.tattler said...

Lol @ 'either ways you're a swine'...bro, having relations with any one thats emits a foul odour would warrant you that title

o.tattler said...

& i know some of you would have a problem with this post, i just wanted the dumb ones to have a hard time following

Anonymous said...

@ O.tattler: i figured out d rationale bhind d 4mat. it's ok like dat.kps slow pokes away. still waiting 4 d swine 2 respond.

o.tattler said...

it really did slow them down...7 comments, one whole day & all could speak reasonably good english...iLike

wyne 4 me........said.......... said...

tattler gaa n'iru, ike agwu la gi na oru. kisses

Obie said...

Tattler, ur site just got bumped up my 'list of fun things' -u're very close to d top.
Kip it up...

As 4 Chizzy & d guy (or is it swine) that fucked a sewer vent, u better go see a doctor. Lwkmd

D anonymous guy who yabbed u was on point, I even had to print out d page. SROFL
Hav a nice mornin.
Y'all

...tattler, pls try to not see me 2day cos I ain't planning to do much good. *Wink*
Stick to d gays & lesbians

Anonymous said...

mr o.tattler, 4rm info i just gathered 4rm very reliable sources(my eyes n ears), i would like 2 conclude dat d nollywood star in question is no other but Uche Elendu. now y am i not surprised? dat Uche was a high profile ahia back in her IMSU days. men she was not d common hawker. She was WalMart. sumtin higher than eBay.dey r even flaunting there new found luv on fb though subtly.i wonder if DJ Bombay is blind 2 all dis cos i gathered he intends walkin down d aisle wit Nonye dis yr.well what club has joined 2geda ....... d favor am gonna do him as a friend is appear in my best suit dat day. i just might be among d men-in-suits.lol.lets c.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha the "swine"you call me.lolllll.I had fuck the girl ohhh.Them Bombay wsgiving my then girl friend a head.I needed to get back at him and he knew i was fucking her then.Petti she had pussy odor.Buh sum guys like it like that.the more smelli it is the sweeter it become.I bet otattlers pussy smell the same.i like it raw.whoever called me the swine...your father.U sound like all these girl in stevejane hostel that wear on particular panties two days in a row.I bet your boyfriend hold his breath while giving you a head.Thats if u have one.FYI i fucked her 2 years back.And yes ,i have been to the hopital since then.And yes.I am hiv negetive.stupid ass cocksuckers.I hate this site.lol.Sorry am loving it.so what if she is a lesbian?have u not kissed a girl b4?foooooooool

Anonymous said...

sorry about the typo errors...my blackberry(Storm2) has got sticky keys and it is just 4 months old.suck on that tattler

Anonymous said...

please is it nonye ohanuzue you guys are talking about?

Nomy ohanz said...

No, it's nonye- ur mother.
Mungo park!

o.tattler said...

no, its definitely not nonye ohanuzue...

Anonymous said...

Uche Elendu and Nonye Ike

Anonymous said...

Is d nonye ike Amarachi ike's sister?

Anonymous said...

nonye ohanz,abi wetin u dey call urself?u dey mad!na ur own mama.am sure ur moms name is also nonye.so ur nonye jr.ur just a bunch of fucked up nonyes!u and ur big ass.when i see u again, i will just put a little pin in it to less it a little.mcs bitch.

british said...

wat's dis town turnin in2? na wao

british said...

which Amarachi Ike re we talkin about?

British said...

D good girl turned bad?

Anonymous said...

Everi Gurl is got 80% tendency of being a LeLe... SO why worry urself.... Even ur own gurl friend wen tempted by 1 while try it out.... una d talk about LeLe.... wetin una go now talk about "Ndi Opi Ike" wey full Owerri....

Anonymous said...

to d anonymous SWINE ,...if u've ever held a blackberry storm 2 before u will know that there is no way you can mis-spell PITY as PETTI and blame it on a qwerty keyboard...i mean who says ''the more smell it is the sweeter it become'' r u usin an ibo-english translator to post comments,dude seriously every line has a grammatical error....nigga go get a life and stop braggin about ur inability to tap fine ass or/and write in english......



otattler sorry to put this up on ur blog but i hate shameless boys

Anonymous said...

nonye ike ooooo, uche elendu oooooo.... they re just bitches doing their thing..... its no longer a gist or gossip its obvious cos there are too many of them and their friends in town mind u.

Anonymous said...

I dont doubt this gist cos a close friend of mine who is a son to the chief justice of o'town got his prick wounded by her teeth during a BJ she gave him back in the days.

Anonymous said...

Well Nonye ain't the first and certainly aint gonna be the last....New scup in town is that the lesbian queen Prisca Ozuzu has finally found a dick she likes more than pussy. Now u guyz can fink bout dis new scup but I certainly ain't dropping the entire gist witout tattler giving me an exclusive (but blive me d gist is the bomb)....More clue for u??? I heard Prisca got herself a royal dick too, cos the guy in question is the kid of some eze or something and I heard he is a buccaneer too (falling of hand for lords).

I was thinking, if Prisca is the lebian queen, does that make the guy the lesbian king or gay king? So u see Nonye Ike is old gist.

o.tattler said...

how do i get you the exclusive...i want the full gist!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna get you the full Prisca scoop as soon as I am on my laptop, browsing wiv ma fone now

Anonymous said...

stuff was hard to read. idk y u decided to write this stuff like this,shuda been an interesting jist.

stephanie said...

Nice one!!waoh!isn't nonye ike a lucky bitch!wonder wat uche saw in e mouth nd body odoured bith!my star,u don fall our hand oh!anyway if u dnt mind otattler abeg,source uches contact,I'll be a beta consolation for her divorce[if its true oh!cos I hear her marriage is intact}I will blow her mind.just da kinda girl she'll b proud of.love u uche!!!u r d bomb!!

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