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Sunday, February 14, 2010

CatFiGht

her 'before & after' is just as 'black & white',
(i guess it's these lightening creams & complexion soaps)

--->>> totally at ease with the way she lives her life

nice behind & equally nice before

stays in works!!
& still works many jobs

as much as IT can handle
(which is an awful lot)

UPschool!
& intends to stay at the top

her mentality,
'if i can do it for fun, i can for more'

so today is a routine,

should be over & done with,
within an hour max.

owr hotel plaza
(*class*, easier to handle)

unlike some cheap skates she's been with

the wife
(last person she expected to see)

what happened @ the poolside that day,
should be an eye opener for nollywood directors

strict adherence to detail
in disgracing the supposed husband snatcher

as vivid as HD!!,

my scoop unfolded right in front of me,
no hassles or stunting!!

'the slow strides of a tiger doesn't depict weakness'

this scenario helped me fully grasp the true meaning of the adage above,
in its tOtality

sexy for a mom,
but obviously not for tom

didn't know fine women in gypsy gowns could engage in cat fights

...for fish maybe,
but never for a promiscuous hussy & an ahia owr

traffic at the pool that day was at its barest minimum,
so we didn't have a large audience

Gossip travels fast,
but apparently not as fast as i can get it

...so i doubt you'd have heard this anywhere

My man tried curtailing his wife's temper,
while still blatantly denying any affiliations whatsoever with our girl

she on the other hand
held the two 'almost equal' halves of her red tank top,
while trying to hold her shorts that had come undone during the brief & timely intervened tussle

once she had gotten a hold of hERself
& all that covered her,

she looked around to take a mental picture of those who had witnessed,

but your's truly was quick enough to duck behind the last edition of Ebony magazine i was reading earlier
& feign total disregard for events unfolding right in front of me

once certain that damage control wasn't going be a problem,
She headed out the gate

i couldn't go past that small blue gate,
but i desperately wanted to help my friend

it was a decision between her and otattler

&
i chose my blog!!

we would probably talk about your escape in details,
later on in person,

long after this post has been published & is now open gist

...cos i seriously want to know how you made it out of there in rags


*o.t@tler*

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice construction.VERY GOOD

Anonymous said...

yeah u bck 2 kip us glued,pls who is d ahia owr?

Anonymous said...

Stop being lousy and name names.

o.tattler said...

if you're smart, you should have noticed by now that i run this blog...make the decisions and there's nothing you can do about it...quit whining, if you passed me on the street, you'd probably think i'm cute & not lousy

Anonymous said...

@tattler who is she pls!!??we ve missed dis blog heat us up been long.

Anonymous said...

cud it b uju??

Anonymous said...

her name is sugar....she owns a boutique and act movies.chika asoegwu

Anonymous said...

pls who is she??

Anonymous said...

Tattaler..eva since u stopd naming namez, tiz blog bin dry. E name names,tot u were gon be like E, guess i overated u.when u kip d name hidden...hw on earth do we know dem..name namez or beta still close this recently dry blog

DEEZNUTS said...

Dum dum ^ has a point.

o.tattler said...

what's ' E name names'?↲thought you were gonna be like E?

me myself n i said...

dis blog is so fuckin dry,dat it mks me wanna throw up.eewwwhhh!!!

Un-B said...

Shee..got served! Hahahahaha! Bikini Bash.

Anonymous said...

I knw her.must b linda.

Anonymous said...

yeah tattler u're d bomb dat sugar gal wey carry toto dey share chairmen dat serves her rite,dat ll be latest in futo.u rock

Anonymous said...

B~O~R~I~N~G!!!!!!
im goin 2 bed

Bitch said...

Imsu chick.Oil stains a cloth affects o ers...Hit em wiv names

Anonymous said...

Get lives for urselves people! U all want names, just wait till u are d topic. Mschew!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

yeah tell d fuckin dry ass bitch.

Bitch said...

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Anonymous said...

@bitch a blow j*b datz all we rock bitch so if u're flickerin out go fall into nwaorie datz d place u belong smellin cunt.fuck off n go get a life 4 yaslf

Anonymous said...

seriously on a ratin of 1- 10 dis blog deserves 0.5

Bitch said...

@anonim nwaorie cn ur pussy fetch u 2huns.N if a guy go get a fowl disvirg b4 u talk to me.Funky n stanky asshole

Anonymous said...

Close dis blog. Itz evil!

Anonymous said...

@bitch u make'no sense cn c u're frustrated or ur guy disvirgined a fowl bcos u don turn 2 borehole.wat were u xpectin gurl friendz?try alum on ur pussy it ll hlp n leave pricks turn lisbo so it'll be tight k.my candid advice!

Bitch said...

Lols @anonim lisbo.U er insane after ur dad n mum wud say moi son or daughter z in d uni...Z dis wat u learn in sch OMG somany has got low lyfs here.Tat were er u get me names of those sluts n remove d anony monkeys 4rm d blog@anon borehole get up to d tree u monkey...Where er u wasting ur low lyf sef probably dyin in one hostel smoking garri..Lwkmd

Anonymous said...

@bitch sorry did i hear u say hostel n smokin garri oh my geez!imagine chic wey if wan do waka go borrow cloth,pant,costume n every.garri no be u day in day out food be daat y u dey form 4 dis blog be urslf i luv drinkin i enjoy k bt abeg u still dey squat get a room makin pple uncomfortable k,beta still go live 4 amawusa were u kinds bunk.ciao

Anonymous said...

u guys re funi

Bitch said...

Ohh u pas lols duh en gat no tym 4 bitches lyk ya...If u er fit n claim d big fool dat u er get a name i wana knw dis anony junk.Ciao

Anonymous said...

they even try sef..0.5 is even too high for u..your blog sucks..God will soon purnish u and your whole generatns..Just watch and see..

Bitch said...

Who z dis fuckin hur who z rating moi tat 0.5 if u fink ur black ass z beta y do u still comment fcukingly find ya damn ass outter d getto where u type belong junks.Tat u er mouthed duh hit us wit d upschool urchins ...Cn b moi dead ass enemies

Anonymous said...

u guys r makin it even drier pls jst shut up.if otattler isnt tellin us anyname dont beg him.he wud discover dat d names r wat pple read his 0.5 rated blog accordin 2 sumpple.

Bitch said...

Oh ok i close my basket n moi eyez to read d namez

Anonymous said...
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Bitch said...

Perfect lecturer...Applauriseè wat shud i call u oooo urm urm urm Rev,pastor,monsignor,bishop Anonymous.Who are u guess u er one of those rigmarolling in otown.Open up ur real name so we cn all respect ur blaq ass...

MR NICE GUY.. said...

LOL AT ANONYMOUS I RESPECT U...I GUESS THE LIKES OF THAT TRUE BITCH IS REALLY ASSIMILATING WHAT U SAID...GOD pass them...whoever u are even if ur hidn under anonymous i hail u..bitch ur a bastard n ull remain so indeed.

Anonymous said...

@ bitch u nid 2 grow up k ,or rot in hell 4 all i kare plsssssssssssssssssssss.it wz 4 d fun bt u're takin real' personal be gud k.

God sent said...

all yall r assholes,as long as u comment on dis blog,yall r involved n GOd wuld punish ur black selves.

MR NICE GUY.. said...

how can God send a joker like u eh?u beast we all can come n see whats up but we wont take part in destroyn other pple..pple like u are sent by the devil..what that pesin said is affectn them..evil doers..u guys are so envious not to talk of when uve seen the opportunity to say it out under hidden identities...U CAN ONLY GRUMBLE BUT U CANT DO THEM ANYFN..MAMBA.

Bitch said...

Dead men shudnt talk...Come to fink of it i shud knw diz dead assholes who er blabbing here ooo.Ur talks er ok,all right...Tat get us namez of diz funi sluts me wana knw em...Wataguan in y all chambers

Get a Lyf said...

@mr nice guy,ur so dumb.i doubt u cn even rememba wen u commentd on dis blog,cuz if u did i dnt tink u wuld b writin such nasty words 2 GOD SENT .U fuckd isolatd freak,am very sure ur one sick dog.

Bitch said...

Cnt just stop d *laffs*abt wat Get a lyf said ov mr nice guy zz he really a freak n a nymph*laffs*

nnamdi iheme said...
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MR NICE GUY.. said...

@get a life...dnt fink u have the requisite common sense to even to comment on this blog cos if u do ull know that all em ''BITCH are envious pple..anyways what do u expect frm pple in IMSU?no class,no common sense,brains filled wid cement and all that..fink of one thingy,whether u and retard tattler likes peeps wld keep on their swagger and dominating u vagabonds..wahhhahahahahhahahah...bomsei

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Scammer said...
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get a lyf said...

@mr nice guy my ass,ur so out of wordz il advice u go get a lyf cuz my instincts tel me ur a red ass baboon.u stink!@scammer ur worst dan a dumb ram cuz ur so outta point.i fink u suld go eat sme grass which ur gud @ dan mkin dry comments.

Bitch said...

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