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t h e r a t e o f l e s b i a n i s m i n t h i s t o w n i s o n t h e r i s e w i t h e a c h p a s s i n g d a y .
j u s t a s i t i s a l m o s t i m p o s s i b l e t o f i n d a v i r g i n ,
i t i s a l s o a l m o s t i m p o s s i b l e t o f i n d a s t r a i g h t g i r l .

w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g ?
a r e t h e r e m o r e g i r l s t h a n g u y s i n t h i s t o w n ? ?
( p e r s o n a l l y I ’ d s a y Y E S )

a t t h i s r a t e ,
i h o p e G o d d o e s n t g e t a n g r y e n o u g h t o t r e a t u s a s h e d i d t h o s e o f S o d o m a n d G o m m o r a h .

w h a t ‘ s t h i s n e w s a b o u t a n O - t o w n b a b e s a t i s f y i n g o n e o f o u r v e r y o w n n o l l y w o o d a c t r e s s e s s e x u a l l y ? ? ?
r e a l l y , s o d o m a n d g o m o r r a h m i g h t n o t b e f a r f e t c h e d !
i n d e s c r I p t i o n m a y b e,
b u t i h o p e n o t i n H I S w r a t h

t h i s c h i c i s o n e o u t o f t h e m a n y n o t o r i o u s " r u n s g i r l s " o - t o w n ' s g o t

w o n t h e p r i z e o f a c a r f r o m * a l l s e a s o n ' s * n o t t o o l o n g a g o,
s o t h a t s h o u l d h e l p n a r r o w i t d o w n
( w e a r e n o t s u r p r i s e d , a f t e r a l l s h e i s d a t i n g t h e c l u b ' s D J ! ! ) l o l

b u t i h a v e n o t s t o p p e d w o n d e r i n g ,
s i n c e w e n d i d i t b e c o m e a r e p u t a t i o n b u i l d e r t o w i n a c a r f r o m a c l u b h o u s e ? ? ?
h m m m . . .

a n y w a y s , t h e t a t t l e r g a t h e r e d f r o m a r e l i a b l e s o u r c e
t h a t o u r v e r y o w n c h i c h a s g o n e f a r a n d w i d e ,
a s l o n g a s d i c k s a r e c o n c e r n e d
a n d i s n o w t r y i n g o u t p * * * * * s !

n o t l i k e s h e i s t h e f i r s t ,
o r i t i s h e r f i r s t t i m e ,
b u t t h i s t i m e s h e h a s d e c i d e d t o t a k e i t t o a h i g h e r l e v e l .


t h e c e l e b r i t y p a r t n e r s e e m s f r u s t r a t e d b y h e r f a i l e d m a r r i a g e a n d i s n o w o u t f o r h e r k i n d .
i m n o t s u r p r i s e d ,
l i k e t h e y s a y ,
e v e r y g i r l h a s g o t l e s b i a n i s m t r a i t s , i n i t ? ! l o l

t h e d u o a r e i n l o v e ,
a l t h o u g h h o w e v e r t h e r e s e e m s t o b e m o r e l o v e c o m i n g f r o m o u r d e a r a c t r e s s .
s o h e r e i s t h e q u e s t i o n ;
s i n c e w e k n o w t h i s a l l s e a s o n ' s a m b a s s a d o r i s o u t t o m a k e m o n e y b y h o o k o r b y c r o o k ,
is it po s s i b l e t h i s i s j u s t o n e o f h e r b u s i n e s s s t r a t e g i e s ? ?

*o . t @ t l e r*

haPpy bDay Gini'e

no,
don't tell me you thought i won't wish you a happy birthday?

though unlike you,
i haven't heard where the party's @!!

or is there none?

cos i know for certain you're in owr now,
& you never miss out on a chance to make a grand entrance

mOst especially at an event you're hosting!!

hope you had a goOd oNe

*o.t@tler*

CatFiGht

her 'before & after' is just as 'black & white',
(i guess it's these lightening creams & complexion soaps)

--->>> totally at ease with the way she lives her life

nice behind & equally nice before

stays in works!!
& still works many jobs

as much as IT can handle
(which is an awful lot)

UPschool!
& intends to stay at the top

her mentality,
'if i can do it for fun, i can for more'

so today is a routine,

should be over & done with,
within an hour max.

owr hotel plaza
(*class*, easier to handle)

unlike some cheap skates she's been with

the wife
(last person she expected to see)

what happened @ the poolside that day,
should be an eye opener for nollywood directors

strict adherence to detail
in disgracing the supposed husband snatcher

as vivid as HD!!,

my scoop unfolded right in front of me,
no hassles or stunting!!

'the slow strides of a tiger doesn't depict weakness'

this scenario helped me fully grasp the true meaning of the adage above,
in its tOtality

sexy for a mom,
but obviously not for tom

didn't know fine women in gypsy gowns could engage in cat fights

...for fish maybe,
but never for a promiscuous hussy & an ahia owr

traffic at the pool that day was at its barest minimum,
so we didn't have a large audience

Gossip travels fast,
but apparently not as fast as i can get it

...so i doubt you'd have heard this anywhere

My man tried curtailing his wife's temper,
while still blatantly denying any affiliations whatsoever with our girl

she on the other hand
held the two 'almost equal' halves of her red tank top,
while trying to hold her shorts that had come undone during the brief & timely intervened tussle

once she had gotten a hold of hERself
& all that covered her,

she looked around to take a mental picture of those who had witnessed,

but your's truly was quick enough to duck behind the last edition of Ebony magazine i was reading earlier
& feign total disregard for events unfolding right in front of me

once certain that damage control wasn't going be a problem,
She headed out the gate

i couldn't go past that small blue gate,
but i desperately wanted to help my friend

it was a decision between her and otattler

&
i chose my blog!!

we would probably talk about your escape in details,
later on in person,

long after this post has been published & is now open gist

...cos i seriously want to know how you made it out of there in rags


*o.t@tler*

unVeiLinG the dArk SiDe

- 21 QUestiOns -

heard you've moved in with him now?

wanted to get a taste of the real deal right?

you weren't ok with just spending most of your time there,

& shutting out the rest of the world

How did that go?

you've got to fill caged, or atleast @ some point?

there're alot of options,
but you chose to try out just one!

why him?

was it 'brain washing' about having great prospects?

(because frankly, that's the only plausible angle to it)

with an exception of your lil detour with a certain course mate of yours,

you've dated just one guy since your pre-degree

oR, you didn't think anyone would know it's been that long?

he has got to be special,
don't you think?

what ever happened to your modelling career?
iS it over?

heard you were top 10 @ the 'face of sleek' beauty contest?

what happened to 1st?
oR 2nd?

what?

he didn't want you to continue?

(scared of a lil competition? once you're open to a larger audience?)

you turned out different,
nOt exactly better than most of your Feddy counterparts

but that's all there is to you nOw!!

where did all that potential go to?

even with your eyes open while sleEPing,

thought you'd be more 'open minded' to life
....Lol

hope you don't wake-up one morning
& find out the world has passed you by!!

what ever happened to the 'Power Puff Girls'?

you obviously ditched your roommate sandy to move in with your HUSSY,
so we know how that one wEnt!!

(thats what you call him now right, or is it still 't-clef'?)

Kd, the possessed one?
don't tell me she finally consumed her?!

why aNOnymoUs??

tell me why you guys post comments anonymously for starters?

you all are gingering me to do something about the anonymous comments cum impersonation & all that shit,

but the truth quite frankly is that there's very little i can do

its either i moderate comments, but then i realised people have a right to speak and be heard

plus
i'm not psychic, can't differentiate the real 'who' from who!!

oR i restrict comments to only my blOG followers,

or just google account owners
(i see most of the anonymous commenters as cheap skates, something tells me they won't know how to open one)

but any measures i choose to take,

will definately restrict the flow on this site

& that's where the fun is (don't you think so)

about you all having different misconceptions about me,

i'm not bloated, not ugly either!!

i'm definately not broke, i've got the resources @ my disposal

i aint got no beef with no one,
maybe just a little nosy with a strong affinity for blogspots & write-ups...Lol

wasn't molested!! (funny anyone would think that)

i'm close friends with most of you,

so be careful you just might diss me in my presence....Lol (shivers right?)


& another thing you shouldn't get twisted,

its just me, not two people....definately not a cartel either.....Lol

just an individual with really long tentacles

tOOdles *o.t@tler*