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Monday, July 12, 2010

venereal & post-venereal!

OK
I'm back now! My great & unanticipated silence has left everyone flaunting a lil too much of the dirt they've got in them! Now I've got reason to tattle again!

More visits to Jonny Pharmacy and 'special' maternities around amakohia, you'd notice that this rain is acting as a dual catalyst! More babies are lost and more are about to be born all in the space of 8months +, to be very precise. Well u just got to the fuNny part of me.

Now let's do d counting!
Uzunma...(Clean and Green). Gonorrhea is really a bad disease to suffer from during this wet phase, where bacteria and fungi have better chances of survival. She hasn't gotten much of a problem, guys beware...go for a test with her if u doubt me, the Tattler!!

Sha...sha...Sharon..plus Shu..shuuu...Shukpo...this one na combo bombo! The kind of itches you'd get from these two vendors would leave u devastated for long enough a time of your sexual life....Beware! Don't have facts, but that's what the public's screaming, you know they have a way of being right...not definite though!

Ezichi Sapphire...go easy on them postinors oh! Personally, o wu ghi che re ka m bia!, I know they leave an after effect of a slippery womb later on in life (& by slippery I mean, unpredictable! 50_50 chance of being able to conceive). I'm guessing you'd still want to have those cute lil sapphires, right?! A word's enough, don't know if you're wise.

Chinenye 'Konti' Nduka!
Your level of sexual infidelity amazes me, going mildly about everything I've heard, you could be in for some serious shocker not too long from now. Even under all dis rain ( a curse & blessing likewise to most), you hang around these pot-bellied men who are known to be serious carriers of one thing or the other. They possess either the 9months I.T placement letters or some death sentence, duly signed by the medical judge...you are Forewarned oh! Don't say I didn't say it, next time I could get the wives on your trail by naming names

MaDox, I'll let the whole O'town know your status soonest...like I always say, it aint far-fetched knowing for certain your records! I'm sorry if you feel betrayed though, but I won't be so quick to judge, if I were you...might just be doing a good friend a favor. There's been a lot of rumour going around lately about your positively inclined status, and the louder their voices get...the more shallow discerning ppl will believe it.

*O.t@tler*

50 comments:

zipped up o'towner! said...

Ah hah....! Now tattler is back. I dnt need to get bored again. All I do is sleep, wake, bathe,turn on my I~pad and check d blog!
Pls is d uzumma d one that flocks around Adrian? Tattler dis is a nyc one from u..I don zip up sha before umu oweRri will give me HIV..ahias..all ov dem..tufiakwa!

o.tattler said...

An I-pad?!
I'm impressed...I need to get me one of those.
Anyways, pal...its just me and you hear till other ppl stumble on this post!

king3 d 1st said...

o.tatter, if all this is true, then ur doing a fairly good job. just try and play the role of a councellor. ppl wud luv u more & seek ur advice using (annonimous).tkia

english admirer said...

otattler i will definately employ you as my speech writer when i become president of this country, your level of spoken english amazes me, i had an eye for sharons booty but thank God u exposed her, at least i can save the rashes for another day, but tattler me and you can still run things, i know you are a sweet girl coupled with level of your written english, i am not so sure of spoken at the moment

Sharon said...

Psalms 109:

1 Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise;
2 for the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me:

they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
3 They compassed me about also with words of hatred;

and fought against me without a cause.
4 For my love they are my adversaries:

but I give myself unto prayer.
5 And they have rewarded me evil for good,

and hatred for my love.
6 Set thou a wicked man over him:

and let Satan stand at his right hand.
7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned:

and let his prayer become sin.
8 Let his days be few;

and let another take his office. Acts 1.20
9 Let his children be fatherless,

and his wife a widow.
10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg:

let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath;

and let the strangers spoil his labor.
12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him:

neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children.
13 Let his posterity be cut off;

and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD;

and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
15 Let them be before the LORD continually,

that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
16 Because that he remembered not to show mercy,

but persecuted the poor and needy man,
that he might even slay the broken in heart.
17 As he loved cursing,

so let it come unto him:
as he delighted not in blessing,
so let it be far from him.
18 As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment,

so let it come into his bowels like water,
and like oil into his bones.
19 Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him,

and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
20 Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD,

and of them that speak evil against my soul.
21 But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake:

because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.
22 For I am poor and needy,

and my heart is wounded within me.
23 I am gone like the shadow when it declineth:

I am tossed up and down as the locust.
24 My knees are weak through fasting;

and my flesh faileth of fatness.
25 I became also a reproach unto them:

when they looked upon me they shook their heads. Mt. 27.39 · Mk. 15.29
26 Help me, O LORD my God:

O save me according to thy mercy:
27 that they may know that this is thy hand;

that thou, LORD, hast done it.
28 Let them curse, but bless thou:

when they arise, let them be ashamed;
but let thy servant rejoice.
29 Let mine adversaries be clothed with shame;

and let them cover themselves with their own confusion, as with a mantle.
30 I will greatly praise the LORD with my mouth;

yea, I will praise him among the multitude.
31 For he shall stand at the right hand of the poor,

to save him from those that condemn his soul.

Anonymous said...

hhh

noshit said...

wat ever,na devil no bible pass

Anonymous said...

Now pple r seein d same tin I'm seein....otattler is d bomb! Wherez Kachi ooo...maddox obunyelaghi ya? Chai

Anonymous said...

Whuz d sharon cursin? Ekwensu na agukwa bible ooo...lekwa prostitute latin curses oo...hmmm! God pls curse dose dt curse me and bless those that bless me...sharon go and visit a craw craw doctor!

Anonymous said...

tattler pls gv us gist about Frank NOSHIT...even after getting married,he is still sleeping with owerri girls

KC said...

I happen to be a gud friend to Sharon and Shukpo and i can tell you that you guyz are just jealous. They are probably the best (if not the best) relationship this town as witnessed, so y d beef? Is it bcos the guyz cant av sharon or d gurls cant av shukpo, na wa oooo. Anyway i beliv they value each oda none of you guyz can smell sharon's pant** and none of you gurls can c shukpo' box**.

Anonymous said...

KC, dont mind owerri akpo people jare, they are just jobless.

Anonymous said...

who d hell is talkn about jealousy?..sharon obunyelagi craw craw too?
anuohia nwuru anwu. biko tattler wat about d postinor babe?

absolute geek said...

hilarious...man u rhurtin my frenz

Anonymous said...

A big amen to Sharons prayers.
God will definately fyt ur battles, just pray and fast.

Anonymous said...

ngworiville is now sodom and gomorrah of our tym.sharon, if truly u r innocent of the craw craw gist, otattler own don be cos wit all dose ur bible quotes,faya go pour but if na true, na u e go burn down. no dey play wit Baba oh!!!!

ginikachi udeagu said...

Sharon....Craw craw kobo kobo....haha..chineke moo.....owerre efuodila o!

king 3 d 1st said...

kachi are u sure u want to be in all this mess. decent, classy people shudnt be hare.I'm here becos i'm trying to change certain things. miss u

henry said...

Cheiii....dnt tell me kachi has Aids....I don enta O..e get one tym wey I just do small but I come stop cos her otele odour no gree me.. E de lyk say dem de pack rotten rat for ekeonuwa.. Tufiakwa! Even after stealing her fathers money. Now my dearest friend DJ is in prison..God will punish u

Anonymous said...

na wah for owerri girls

king 3 d 1st said...

U know, u two (anonymous)& Henry, this wud have been the 1st time I use the F word, but u 2 aint worth a word cos u have no respect for ur selfs', no dignity,no sacred mentality. for christ sakes ur nothing. (etc) thats wat u 2 are.Henry, tot it was about d girls, ur a disgrace to young men.wat are my talking about, are a man, christ u talk like ur athistic (this how athistic patients talk). wish i know who u truely are i'd walk up 2 u & tell u d kind of friend u are. Cause this day for ur comment over the internet. Henry, Course u.dnt we have decent soul's in owerri.ottatler ur doing negatively great.

Anonymous said...

Who is dis Kachi,can i meet her pls

anoda anonymous! said...

i bet yhu dnt wanna meet her!
besides hasnt she gone abroad yet?
ozurula anoda one?
since jand gist..mehn berem pure water joor!

Anonymous said...

Like you need more proof that Emeka Ekpo is Otattler? check out the first lines of his personal blog.

http://archiewryts.blogspot.com/

Plus, the writing style fits. That is, until now. Meka, who's your accomplice? Your ex, Bukky?

It says:
my alter ego is growing larger than me,
i anticipated this

but not when i'm totally blotted out

i finally get to be the talk ov town & not heard
not how i pictured it, but nice all the same!!

anyways,
that aint an issue

Anonymous said...

@Kings..its Autistic, not 'ATHISTIC'......lol

g2h tattler said...

Tattler... How dare u say such abt Uzunma?? Who told u she has gonorrhea?? U just wake up and decide 2 say shit abt pple not mindin wat ur cheap lies wld cost dem.. How du tink her boyfwend wld feel reading dis?? U r really incuring d wrath of God upon urself oooo...

Who told u Madox is positive?? U r just jealous becos u can't be like him.. Shame on u..

Shukpo & sharon, most amiable couple in town asides Richie & Uzunma... Go and jump in2 d lagoon if u jealous.. U can neva b like dem & can neva b up 2 deir standard... Loser like u

Arinze said...

How can a whole clean & green have gono?? Tattler who told u dis 1 na??? Its a lie.. Dat means Rotimi Ran, has gono too.. So after fucking all d men she fucked 2 get clean & green crown she now went 2 share it... Hahaha... Chigbo... Heard u were shinin congo wit her better go 4 check up oo.. Al d boiz dat have visited dat pit she calls pussy shld get ready.. Uzunma... Ur glory has faded.. Better get treated b4 u bcome barren ooo... Rotimi insist on pregenancy b4 marriage dats if u want 2 end up marrying dat owr boro pit.. Am outa here.. Peace

Anonymous said...

HABA! Y SUCH INHUMANE HATRED ON OBIAKU?WAT HAS SHE DONE TO D WORLD? Y WONT U PEOPLE LET HER REST?IS SHE D ONLY FAT GURL IN OWERRRI? DERE R ROTUND ONES AND U PPLE JUST KIP TALKN ABT ONE! PLS IM BEGGIN ON HER BEHALF..LET HER BE!

Anonymous said...

i tink all u guys are so jobless?get a life.

Anonymous said...

obiaku ugochukwu, you are going to die a wretched and poor girl, even worse than that your big lipped father and 5,000 naira a month salary your mother is earning as a cleaner nurse, look at how many boys and men that have dumped you, you keep boasting to everybody since 2nd year that you will soon get married, hahahhahahahahah, the day you will get married, this world will come to an end, all you know how to do is write rubbish in o-tattler abusing peoples parents, yet you never tell the world that your mother encourages all the bad things you do, who doesnt know your story from hollywood hotel to your theft in a boutique in ikenegbu..........thief, thief, thief, thief, ole, ole, ole, ole, come and get married let me see.

kinke said...

lol@doing small boys like richie, so who are the big boys you do, with that your big lips, big eyes, big head and 700kg body structure, always boasting yet u dont even have ten naira, everybody now knows you are the one who always writes rubbish comments about peoples parents on this blog,,,,,, go and tell that your wretched father and your 5,000 naira a month salary dirty nurse of your mother that very soon you will come and explain all the rubbish you write here.

on point said...

My own contribution is that if uzunma has gono which i doubt, obiaku ugochukwu must have AIDS....at the very advanced level.

Anonymous said...

Obiaku ugochukwu, madam big everything are you not tired of yabbing people.......haba, besides that your big head, big breast, big eye, big lips, big body, big leg, big smelling ass, i believe the worst of the big things you might have is a big tongue, always quarrelling, always abusing, always yabbing.....haba, it is too much for you.please hurry and marry, that is if any man in his right senses will take you away not your usual empty boasting.

Anonymous said...

so obiaku still has big brests(lol) during our days in primary school as small as she was then, she use to have the biggest breasts in the entire primary school, those things must be as big as water melon right now~(lmfao)

Anonymous said...

Obiaku, obiaku, obiaku,obiaku,obiaku, obiaku,obiaku,obiaku,obiaku, obiaku...........i called you ten times, if you dont stop this your character, you will not make it before 25..i guarantee you that

minaj said...

Obiaku stole which boutique its a lie... She has too much money to dash to paupers lyk u all... Stop calling her name.. Even if I am d 1 writin all dis and so?? My father is poverty striken bt he can take care of us.. Ny moda earns 5k yet she's beta dan being a prostitute. Wat hollywood gist?? Bcos I let dat boi go free 4 wat he did?? He is a smal boi.. Derere was neva a tym I stole... Chineke kpowa unu oku

Otattler Hunter said...

We have caught the BASTATRD O Tattler. We knew you wont last long in this town so it is you EMEka EKPO Your face book info has confirmed it is you again.
"I'm a handsome young man who is doing business online .also I love every body just as I love my self."

You are business online and o tattler and your personal blog are the businesses aight.

This is the FOOL Check him out on facebook.

Ekpo Lucky Emeka O

Anonymous said...

na wah oo,u guys are casting my sweethearts lol

okweriba master said...

u guys are casting my sweethearts ooo

Anonymous said...

nnamdi iheme is d sweetest guy av eva seen, i luv him......... he makes me go gaga

Anonymous said...

Wat of chiedo?

Anonymous said...

Chiedo's is like carrot.....
The other time,a friend told him to wank himself cos he will be like lizzard movind around in her chamber.Take some pills man.

Anonymous said...

2 o tattler: there r some underground men in this town dat u need 2 look in2 there sins, if u r really the bomb y not discover them nd talk bout them....just a thought

Anonymous said...

otattler since you claim to be the bomb,why dont you want to give us gist about the STRONGEST CARTEL IN O-TOWN. Abi you never hear about them?

Anonymous said...

Let me know what you think and since no one is perfect, you could help me with the nitty grittys i missed out on...Lol!

Anonymous said...

na wa oo,all dese gists for dis small town? otattler u shld discuss sth more thrilling. ciao

Anonymous said...

Sharon don't u think quoting Psalm 109 is taking this gossip stuff too far

baastard said...

hey,there's this lodge 'LITTLE AFRICA' and 'TINAPA' in FUTO.tattler, i need gist about the inhibitants....

Anonymous said...

It is really bad to leave serious issues and just gossip around. This is not home training...Wat will u guyz teach ur kidz n for clarification purposes richie aint no small boi. The youngest Ceo Owerri has ever seen leave him out of dis sodom u call...wateva. everybody has to pay for whatever the say when judgement comes.

Anonymous said...

omo see opening of nyash, i aint scared sha cos all dem gals i fuck dem since. ive checked myself severally n im free. thank God say madox no fuck my chic wen dey were dating she for don carry HIV. Owerri is a small place o, cant believe i had sometin wit all dese peps. Na God save me lol

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