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Friday, April 2, 2010

help me give it a title

i was gonna narrow this down to a set of ppl alone,
but there has been alot happening in this town all @ once

there's the case of the desperate house wives
sandy, linda & gina

when i said desperate,
dont think i was exaggerating

there's the case of sandra & chimezie (IMT final yr)
plus urch (PMT 400L)
(rem the one in the picture with her?)

thought it was just guys who had legit & illegit gfs
but apparently that saying about women doing it better,
really had grounds

she's officially going out with chimmy,
while still razzling urch
(boro pit & arusi ihiagwa's hostel are worlds apart...literally!)

Linda (chem 400L)

we know you haven't for once being tagGed as classy,
or known hOw to identify or attract the likes.

once upOn a timE,
you were going about it all with utmost discretion
(we onlY heard aboUt the gf beater, never saw a scene...Lol)
nOw you seem to have thrown all caution to the wind

cOs they move around school in that match-bOx of a bEnz?

sorry pls,
who exactly are you after?

zobs or the room mate nD???

there's the case of the famous five,
but i think i'd dedicate a whole post to them.

Linny john lawrence is finally on the market again
(so facebook tells me)
...dont tell me you took my words seriously?

maka's found a rebound gal,
a suituable one @ that too
(but wait aren't you leaving already?)

our half-cast'ish yr 3 damsel,
all holed up in obinze!

fair & hard to miss!!

so i'm guessing ugochi has gOt to step up her gaMe,
although that seems bleAk @ this time 'T'

she's goT a list of gUYs on her case,
there are two cJ's (one with prospects, the other i aint so sure!)
& one Dice

its gonna be hard to calc this probability,
considering the numerous variables...Lol

but i'm guessing time would help us with that

there's the story of zizzy & michael (rem him?...one of ms. universe's bell boys)
he's in a lower level,
but that doesn't seem to mAtTER!
She drOpped a yr too
i don't think what they hav is defined yet,
but i sha know the str**F is defined!...Lol (i didn't tell you oh!!!)

NneOma,

i'm sure most ppl are wondering how you got it off so fast,
you could tell them you just sent me a mail,
or prayed to have it off!

bUt anyways,
its our little secret, ok?

eXecutive hOstel girls!!!
do gUYs still get raped there...Lol
some boys really want to know

*izzy*
please would you do me a favour & shUt the hEll up on facebook?

we know yOu drink aLot,
mostlY to stupor

& have the mobility to get around to all the parties,
but you don't have to bUrden our eyes with every tiny lil bit of info

hOw's the e-search for a sUitable rePlacement?

don't tell me about all the others after owums,
i said SUITABLE!!!

cHioma ibea***h*

yeah you're right,
love isn't by force

bUt never knOwn t-baba to be the forceful type,
onLy thing he does with force...is taLk about his swagGER!

86 comments:

bager said...

o-tattler i dey c u 4 prefarb steady ohhh. U go overboard ohhh.

Anonymous said...

tattler abeg which kind of otu dem use born u sef............

power puff!! said...

now talkn abt d lil gurls who r def lookin for men..wat d hell do y'll fink? dey were gon turn lesbians and screw demselves or beta still help d guys wid sum soaps? huh! i give it up!
*Sandra...dat one dat has excema all ova ha neck and armpit! huh...shez lyk a pig from d dirtiest gutter!
*lynda...always seeking for notice not knowing she looks lyk a retarded mongrel!.very local ajegunle pig!
*gina..i dnt c anyfin wrong wid yhu.. just try and give more attention 2 ur books cos u were quite brainy back den!
*nneoma..guess uv made away wid d maneater gist! kudos!
*jenny...ur always lying....y???? u shld just stop lying and try and be real!
IM DONE WID YOU GUYS!

Anonymous said...

talking about linny.....shez juz a stupid little gurl!chasing afta little owerri guys dah hav nuffin to offer asides sex!n gossips!dunno y she wnt juz learn her lessonz.....linda,its dose lil owerri stewpid guyz u call fwends...sorry straff mates dah write these stuffs abt u....poor reasoning u av got dearie!reason up huh?....talking abt chioma,d chick is juz a follow,follow!leav dese little gurls u follow up n down..dey are not ur mate rememba,see wat u can do to meet up wiv ur mates rather dan be loyal to ur juniors....rubbish!hehehe...owums...the whole owerri kno ur gist so no point writing anytin abt u..one advice though,leave all dese little gud for nuffin bois alone,abeg!...

Anonymous said...

talking about linny.....shez juz a stupid little gurl!chasing afta little owerri guys dah hav nuffin to offer asides sex!n gossips!dunno y she wnt juz learn her lessonz.....linda,its dose lil owerri stewpid guyz u call fwends...sorry straff mates dah write these stuffs abt u....poor reasoning u av got dearie!reason up huh?....talking abt chioma,d chick is juz a follow,follow!leav dese little gurls u follow up n down..dey are not ur mate rememba,see wat u can do to meet up wiv ur mates rather dan be loyal to ur juniors....rubbish!hehehe...owums...the whole owerri kno ur gist so no point writing anytin abt u..one advice though,leave all dese little gud for nuffin bois alone,abeg!...

Anonymous said...

Dirichi Dirichi Dirichi u nd Emeka Ekpo or wateva he is cal'd ur dayz number'd...

Anonymous said...

Dirichi, Dirichi, Dirichi u nd Emeka Ekpo or wateva he is cal'd ur dayz r number'd...

emeka ekpo said...

dirichi am cmin afta u! u tink u cn just open a blog n bring peepz topic up.watch ur back!

Guchy said...

Otattler/Dirichi/Emeka,nd so wat if Maka z da8n d jennifer gal eh? Mehn ive mved on in case u hvent notic'd.nd point of correctn d Jennifer gal z n 200L nt 3 nd she stays n umuchima nt obinze b4 u start cryn fake news... foooool

DEEZNUTS said...

"power puff"? Seriously, "power puff"?? lol.

meka Ekpo said...

dere dey go again impersonating me!
if not for someone who just called me, i'd hav stil been in d dark!
otattler show urself b4 ppl get hurt oh

Anonymous said...

Meka Ekpo jst shut up ur mouth.Everybody knows u r O-tattler

Anonymous said...

Na so meka who u de deciv, storyyy E no go wrk 4u.we kwn say u get hnd 4 dis shit.idiot mak i no catch u 4 road.

o.tattler said...

Funny most ppl think they know who i am; 'meka Ekpo? Hmm, not bad, though i'm not convinced he's half as smart as i am, but Dirichi? Now dat's just plain rude, seriously. Lol!

God sent said...

So its divisn of labour,Dirichi u wil bring o.twn's gist via Fggc ow,nd Meka Ekpo u wil bring futo's gist wit a lil help 4rm Dirichi or is der a 3rd party 2geda u guyz run dis sh*t u cal blog.I ccccc,its only God dat wil reward u pple 4 al d hrtz,reltshp etc uve brkn.

D said...

Otattler shut up joo.hw cme u dint mak dis kinda cmmt wen Nnamdi Ihieme waz bin acus'd.nw ur tryna defnd urself, u guyz r d ones.weda u lyk it or nt.jst bera stp it cuz Boyz d Vex nd Galz r nt Smiln.

Dee.... said...

Emeka,dirichi,+d main tattler! Kudos! Shows you guys r very literate ! Wanna learn d tricks? Holla! And if u r soo hurt, turn behind you,derez always a wall! Blah'bah!

Killerbarz said...

Deezpunk n o.mumu u'r wrking hnd in hnd. Am pritty sure dese otattler fools r animated smelly goblins drenched in soap lather n dier cums sittin in frnt of dier girlfrnds(laptops) pondering hw diff dey r frm nrmal pips...sori fools i ddnt mean 2 b so hard iz jst dat u dissd my pips...o.t i knw u....safe. killz

Hater.ev said...

Guchy sweet dnt take it hard u knw otattler "o'ri nshi" is in luv wit u bt dnt boda abt hm frnting hez asexual n a cripple 2 add. Hez only gifted in spying n snitching snce hez on a borex all he does is sit in frnt of a com n cure his misery,sticks his pr**ck inside his butt n howls wen he squirts green cum. Uve gt admirers luvn does sexy eyez sweet. Big up killz we cn make dis horrific 4 o.t crew.

Bustop paliament said...

Shutup guchy or wateva...d name. D fact is, u've bin dump like a bag of potatoes. Sure u face luks like one now. Just take heart ok, is lik dat sumtimz. Maybe a peice of advice frm me wil do, improve more on ur bleachin- u cud get closer to d oda gal. Ok dearie take kia.

Boogie said...

¤O~tattler¤. . . .Crazy post mehn. . . . . . .
Abeg. . .watz al dis meka n dirichi talk. ? U guyz shd jst post ur blogz n dnt blow deir cover (datz if itz dem tho). . . .
killn da fun. . . .
& As4u tattler. . . . . U b winch?

Anonymous said...

i dey see danger o,wahala dey.
otattlie,watch ur back o coz they are after you,but alldsame i think i like this post.lwkmd.
meka why does everybody think u'r otattler,looks like you got a big mouth,i'll advice you to find otattler and tell him to beg on ur behalf coz meeeeeehn i smell smoke, and u know the popular saying bout smoke and fire.....

.....Re-mark-able....

nono/chingy d hustlerz said...

abeg gist me more abt maka n dis new girl! garyyyyy.dirichi were comin afta u dis nite.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm dice and micheal d bell boy fine fine boys

Anonymous said...

This shit is quickly getting outta hand wiv all d threats aimed towards pple. Cum to fink of it, aint dis d idea of a gossip column? U dont c paris hilton or lindsay lohan wavin a .45 @ d papz do u? Probably if u werent d subject of the whole gossip u'd b avn u a gud laff nw. So 4 those ma frndz who'v bn totally debacld by otat's wits b easy ok. E pain me say i sabi a couple gud peeps whose chains av bin yankd lyk...( e ma binu o! Pele..). Hapi easter y'all.

Mecks

Anonymous said...

Excuse me who-ever-it-is-dat-bears-noname, i'm just a passer-by. U shld try pay more attention b4 yapping away.

Ps: d name is MECKS not 'meka ok!

sweetass said...

lol...... owerri's a joke...

Anonymous said...

lol. I know who otattler is and trust me, it aint emeka ekpo. Una don miss serious road oh!

Oma said...

Its nt jst Meka Ekpo, Dirichi is also invol'd,d picturez on dis blog r in her fone esp d group pic,i ve seen dem personaly its Ifunaya's b.day party acutaly it was a lil get 2geda vewi few frdz wer der nd mst esp dirichi nd emeka ekpo came.

Linda said...

R u guyz cirous? even @ T-blast convocation party @ vandouz dirichi nd emeka ekpo wer dere 2 so hw cme d dint name dem wen d wer namin does dat came,d named chingy/nono nneoma,ifunaya,precious etc i bet the dint kwn cherechi nd jennifer datz y the dint add dem 2 der guest list cuz d wer der 2. Bottom line emeka nd dirichi u guyz r d ones runin dis blog Ful stop.

Bustop Paliament said...

Hey ladies n gentz, i guess it high time we disengage ourselves from looking at people wit askance. It doesn't matter if its emeka or dirichi, which i know they are not. The question is, where you caught wit oil on your lips? Then if u are, shut up u are guilty- face the paliament. You have faulted d 11th commandment.

DEEZNUTS said...

@Bustop Paliament

My God! You give illiteracy a whole new meaning. lol.

Anonymous said...

This is nt a debate. emeka ekpo if u think 4 a second this will end here.you r DEAD wrong..i promise u..

Anonymous said...

This is nt a debate. emeka ekpo if u think 4 a second this will end here.you r DEAD wrong..i promise u..

Tattler assasin said...

HOPE 2 C U IN SCHOOL DIS WEEK EMEKA.HAHAHAHA

Nene said...

Empty threats jor. u guys can't do anythin! It is just two or three people reposting these threats. rubbish. what proof do u have? abeg abeg abeg

am back agian said...

@nene gbawaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa otu nne gi there.

Anonymous said...

comon die it!

#3 said...

Lol 'meka, sounds lyk u're in a lot of trouble. I feel so powerful. I can direct dis shit to anybody I want and o.touts will knock him off 4 me... Wen d iheme brodas 4ked up, I had dem begging to b let off d hook, 'meka u better find my mail from dis post & we'll talk. Maybe I'll 4giv afterall. Tada

Anonymous said...

its boring and annoying

Kidnapa said...

Rily i'm gona plan 4 dere kidnap( emeka nd dirichi)bt no ransome wil b demand'd as a mata of fact d wil b fed veri wel.so if d blog stps runin w'il d r d ones nd i'm sur by den ransome wil b nid'd,if d r nt ones d wil b set fre 4 us 2 kep d search goin.rily i slpt on dis isue.wat do u guyz fink?

Anonymous said...

Lol. Alot of empty threats. Peeps that r gon do shit dnt go abt ranting it. Y'all workn on speculation saying its 'meka n its dirichi whn u gat no proof. If u get mouth yab them back na n stp actn lyk kids. If i were rel8td to any1 of em, may GOD help d 1dat touches em.

mecks

Young Izzy said...

Well tattler i called u on d fone 2weeks ago 2 confirm dat ur real, dis tym it'l b a physical call.. I decoded ur voice n twaz definitely 'meka', i dint react then buh nw u got me up ur post u'l hear 4rm me soon.. As ur gud in gatherin info, go get my info 4rm uturu as of 07 set n i bet u'l understand wats coming. As 4 dirichi, i'l leave ha 4 ha lady folks 2 handle.. C u soon (unless ur nt in o'town)

Tattler said...

Ok guys...Tattler is made up of Meka Ekpo...Dirrichi n Nnamdi Hemz. Later Gini Udeagu joined us, Jackie later asked that she became part of us....then Chineye Owums join, she then brought Young Izzy, who later brought Kacey. We have a large network fools. We are unstopable jor...Me Meka Ekpo will never close Tattler.....4ver Tattler

Young Izzy said...

Well tattler i called u on d fone 2weeks ago 2 confirm dat ur real, dis tym it'l b a physical call.. I decoded ur voice n twaz definitely 'meka', i dint react then buh nw u got me up ur post u'l hear 4rm me soon.. As ur gud in gatherin info, go get my info 4rm uturu as of 07 set n i bet u'l understand wats coming. As 4 dirichi, i'l leave ha 4 ha lady folks 2 handle.. C u soon (unless ur nt in o'town)

Anonymous said...

lonely and bored is wat all u folks r...

dirichi said...

Am sorry u guyz,pls find it in u alz heart to forgve me.Am so scared pls dnt hurt me.

Peacemaker said...

Lol. Lots of impersonation here. My advice is,dnt take any coment serious.jst enjoy d joke.cs its one big joke.

Anonymous said...

How come no one is mentioning dat Bitch Bukki Okoligwe! She is d 1 dat feeds Meka Ekpo gist about ha Friends.She has problem keeping ha smelling mouth shut

Chinwe said...

Yes dat is so so sotrue. Bukki is a big gossip. D day she wud carry my gist eh,i'd make sure i deal wit her in a very bad way.den maybe she'd learn how 2 kip her mouth shut.cheap girl

TopCat said...

Owerri peepz are sooo DUMB! they dont even know the meaning of a gossip blog, whether it is emeka or dirichi, mehn leave them alone, its always fun having something to read apart from facebook. mehn oT keep up your gossips,, although they are plain meaningless but they are good distraction. Plus Emeka and Dirichi watch ur back oh, b4 this bush boyz/gurlz/mob mess u up in town

Anonymous said...

The idea of a gossip blog is cool.but hes got no right to insult people openly.saying a girl has no class or a boy has no life prospects.those are the kind of things that get u in trouble..u cant stand in d rain and nt expect 2 get wet.

T 4kn cure said...

Wat d eFFs wrOng y'all¿.. Its a 4kn blOg', wat u wnt 4rm t@tla¿.. Instead Of rub it in ur facè, make y'all hero's...? "Dum 4ks" dnt wana be here¿... den get a lyf....>>>

Nono and chingy d hustlerz said...

Fone rings...hello iz dis chingy
chingy...yes dis es cheengi
creme speech credibility -50
baba wrk on d accent
no hating jst snitching

Anonymous said...

Tattler, what's with u and T-baba? Listen, he's my luv and i'd rather u stop hating on us... Chioma ibeawuchi.

o.tattler said...

enough of all these rantings....lets get back to tattling and you, reading

carry out all your respective threats on whoever,
i don't give 2 f**ks!

the kidnap sounds like a good idea...Lol
dirichi...meka...ndoo!!

T 4kn cure said...

@killerbarz... sO wat d eFF u dOing¿...

notorious said...

the person behind this rubbish is uju deff-aham

Chukky said...

why cnt u peeps allow Owums breath in dis town...na wah oh...if u talk, u no talk them go say u too talk...lousy o-towners!!!

Anonymous said...

U all are stewpid!
Davidson Chukwu we all know ur a homosexual.ur best friend confirmed it the day u both were fighting on Facebook.we heard about ur lost treasure Qute whom u never knew how rich her family was till u lost her to Izzy.
Chinenye dumped Izzy because she wasn't proud of the ugly boy. Izzy is in the market again.Otattler give us gist on j martins and bigfish.

Bustop Paliament said...

@DEZZNUT or better still nuts. I think u have problem understanding words that are beyoud ur comprehension. Well its commön wit persons who are ITK. I suggest u read wide so u can get acquainted wit new words or words that exist u dont know of. Ok, little nuts.

T 4kn cure said...

"Desperate House Wives" dats d name i've been lukn 4.....', nd afta 85 empty threats, i tink evry1 knws jst hw desperate u r...',
oh nd yes @killerbarz... M nt as jobless as u Futoite's...',

me myself and I said...

Dearest friend (otattler).. pls do sumthing......plssssssssssssss......remove all fake comments and restict those that can comment..else u r a member u shld have a guts to talk..dat way no one wld have to hit deir heads on d wall anylonger..

Anonymous said...

lol..abeg oh!

tattle lurver said...

PLS O..havent you pple heard dat otattler is way smarter than emeka and dirichi?
y r you pple still banging ur heads on d wall 4 dem eh? u r makin dem really known. well dats for u pple sha.. otattler is fun. i love you.. mwahhhh!

DEEZNUTS said...

@Bustop Paliament
Where do I start?
"The question is, where you caught wit oil on your lips? Then if u are, shut up u are guilty- face the paliament"

...Dude, don't kill yourself, nobody is grading essays.

Anonymous said...

ama stick ur ass up in ma grill....wen i hit u tattler..u gona mistake me for the rico's....keep ur blog alive though....i gues only important peeps with fame and fans are elevated to bo discussed in here!

Always Muruning said...

amah so u are the o=tattler. U and ur broda uju def ahamefula alongside with kossy udogwu. Una go hear am And take note that this is a hullable offence. lagers

Buju Banton said...

amah so u are the o=tattler. U and Ur broda def alongside with kosi. Una go hear am. And take note that this is a hull-able offense. lagers

Anonymous said...

I cant wait to read about Bigfish, duh he aint no hatter, n have got no time for such shits, when you write about him call izzy chioma and other for info.

d real P.M.W said...

hey yo! T 4kn cure u damn 2 rite 2 b wrong.. Chicknz indeed.. ive got a piece ov advice 4 d so called chicknz... "kum suck ma ballzZzZz.!!!

Anonymous said...

una get tym oo. i av bin hearin abt dis blog nd av bin so curious 2cme glance...whoeva dis pesin is, b rest assured u will 1day be caught cos u av tarnishd alot of images..nt fair at all, cos ere r oda decent ways 2 make a gossip blog nd it will b mre fun...dnt u tink so?

ngozi said...

omg u lot r just wasting ur time!!! gosh just enjoy d gist and stop worrying about whoz writing it!! o-tattler i absolutely love u!! ur d highlight of my day!! pls keep it up and ur know all over d world! trust xx

Anonymous said...

@d previous anonymous:who says bigfish ain't gat time 4stuffs like dt? He's a dawg. Yeah sure,Izzy&Chioma can give us in4 on dt.big gat 4girls n promises them marriage,our Owr gurls are taking shit.can't imagine my sister going awt wit such rough rider as a boifrnd.she'd rada date meka ekpo.@Otattler:talk about bigfish or are u scared ov him?has he bought u ova wit drink?

Anonymous said...

abeg o! bigfish is very decent! and i love him so much, infact hez presently sleeping with me ryt now

Busky said...

when you guyz want 2talk about some1, indicate your ass name so that they person will respond, I dont know if Bigfish knows about this blog buh, believe me they guy is as smart as having what to say to any question that comes to him, think you people should invite him on a conference here hahaha, ok The previous anonymous said he is a dawg n has promised 4fools marriage hahaha, I think you are one of the people the trick worked ok, well, You all Owerri pussy are all the same. money bring pussy , pussy brings sex, damn, 4chiks this guy bad o! Chioma and Izzy u guyz shld update us and make sure that they person that is been discoursed here knows this blog to defend him self.

Concerned Stranger said...

@ Everybody (including but not limited to O.tattler): PUNCTUATION. Look into it please.

@DEEZNUTS: NICE! Keep it up dude!

Anonymous said...

Please guys which bigfish are we talkin abt,dat dirty tout dat din't comb his hair. I tink he's suffering from complex...
Izzy n chioma update us please!!!

Nigerian Top Model said...

Sup fellaz

Bustop Paliament said...

@DEZZNUT
now i understand ur person- u are a shallow, skin deep cock craving for importance. i dont think i have much to say to you now in the light of this knowledge.

Busky said...

@previous Anonymous who is Izzy n chioma? what about his girl friend? Hilda, complex? which complex abeg? you have said something earlier about Davidson his friend and now you are talking about Bigfish, well, Davidson has told me where this is coming from, when you are writing all this hating words, why not indicate who you are, any person talking about bigfish with Anonymous name is either facing heartbreak or envying him? than to come out and cast someone that is somewhere enjoying his life why not invite him on this blog and show him what you are talking about him, i dont think he will have time for this trash anyway. You guys have nothing doing, I hate this crab Bigfish My Strong Lord Krf On guard, Keep sailing.

Anonymous said...

Ottatyy...dnt mind them ooo..
Pls i need jist on certain a Mary Ebo girl.. She wears black and white to imsu and is in the same class with chinenye owums & T - baba ...stays somewhere around ikenegbu..she's dark in complexion and has enoff bust..
Heard she was once beaten by some akwunakwuna for man snatching..her best friend is an ahia owerri...her name is Amara...they r both in the same class.
She used to hang around a one time face of sleek aspirant who escaped becoming an albino who stays in all female hostel @ works..
Anybody with jist pls post....
Its a gossip blogg..
No beefin.

Anonymous said...

Ottatyy...dnt mind them ooo..
Pls i need jist on certain a Mary Ebo girl.. She wears black and white to imsu and is in the same class with chinenye owums & T - baba ...stays somewhere around ikenegbu..she's dark in complexion and has enoff bust..
Heard she was once beaten by some akwunakwuna for man snatching..her best friend is an ahia owerri...her name is Amara...they r both in the same class.
She used to hang around a one time face of sleek aspirant who escaped becoming an albino who stays in all female hostel @ works..
Anybody with jist pls post....
Its a gossip blogg..
No beefin.

Anonymous said...

i tot mary ebo n her cliq of frnds were d ones rockin dis town nevr knew they cud trit her 4kup,wetin b dat albino gal prob(chioma ikeaka) i hear say na she n her lesbo prtner OY use basket dey cari all d 'F' wey dey 4 law.i dey piti dat gal wen she go knw hersef e go dey late.

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous..
They don pack F tire for law faculty..
I pity them too.
By d time they wake up.,its gonna be late..
They better watch their backs..
O-town is a very small city

Anonymous said...

Like you need more proof that Emeka Ekpo is Otattler? check out the first lines of his personal blog

http://archiewryts.blogspot.com/

It says:
my alter ego is growing larger than me,
i anticipated this

but not when i'm totally blotted out

i finally get to be the talk ov town & not heard
not how i pictured it, but nice all the same!!

anyways,
that aint an issue

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